Shannon's Blog

By Shannon Sturgis

Project Runway, Reunion Show

Posted February 21, 2008

I'd like to start by offering this link to the Project Runway website (I think it quite necessary that you have this open in a separate browser to use as reference):

http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/4/bios/index.php

Please scroll to the bottom to look at all of the contestants.

I am going to write a quick note to each of the designers.

We will be going from Left to Right, etc and so forth.

Carmen,

No one missed you. Jillian was just being nice because she's the coolest person that will ever talk to you. You deserved to go home and I'm glad you did. Your voice is so grating that I remembered why I was happy you left so early. Thank you for sending your unfinished mess down the runway so I didn't have to watch you more than I did. Please do not ever speak on any television show I might be watching again.

love,

shan shan

Chris,

I am relieved you were not the fan favorite because I'm afraid of what you would do with $10,000. You'd only buy more leopard print shirts and Wendy's Baconators.

I hope you lose,

Shannon N. Sturgis

Christian,

Lady, you crazy. Congratulations on the Fan Favorite award. You deserved it for all the quirky things you say. Be nice to Jillian or I'll find you and rip that check from your elf fingers.

Can't wait to see the show!

shantavra

Elisa,

I love you. Yeah you're awkward, but I can't help but be charmed by your free spirit and open appreciation for others. You have a good heart and I only wish you well.

Spit happens,

shanna

Jack,

You made out with my friend. You have a stupid video on YouTube... several stupid videos for all I know. I can barely look at you without blushing with embarrassment.

Glad you're all better,

shantasma

Jillian,

There are too many things to say to you in such a small space. I love your understated humor, honesty, curly hair and mostly, your designs. I'm rooting for you and you alone to win this thing.

Your biggest fan,

Shannon "the twizzler" Sturgis.

Kevin,

I believe in your straightness.

call me,

"boom boom" sturgis

Kit,

You're cool. It was good to see you.

k.. see.. ya,

ss

Marion,

You look like a little china doll that old women buy off of QVC. Other than that, there's not much memorable about you.

sincerely,

shan

Rami,

I feel like I will never know you. You are beyond my understanding. Good luck in your fight against your new best friend, Chris.

all the best,

shanni

Ricky,

You looked so mad during the whole reunion show! You poor thing... it's because you knew there'd be a crying sequence about you, huh? Ricky, your tears brought joy to my life. Sure, it was annoying at first, but when it became routine I was upset when you didn't cry. It just feels right coming from you. How many hats do you own that look just like that?

tears for fears,

Shantilla

Simone,

Wait, who are you? Ooooooh yeah, that designer that wears little lace gloves and got booted off the first episode? I like your lipstick. That's all I got.

Regards,

shanone

Steven,

You and your squinty little eyes were dearly missed by me. I hope to see you squinting and evaluating people from the sides of the runway come the season finale.

Salutations,

shannen

Sweet P,

I could feel your disappointment to not be on the front row with the top four designers. You were so close so I feel your bitterness, however slight, is acceptable. I like you and am still accepting design ideas from you for my next new favorite dress.

Yours,

Sweet S

Victorya,

Your personality astounds me. Are you a vampire? That would be your one and only redeeming quality.

Signed,

Shannyn